Petrol Sexual Shirt
You bleed 5W-30... and it stains your clothes. This shirt is for you.
You sweat 91 Octane... and everyone can smell it. This shirt is for you.
Your hair "product" is wheel bearing grease... and it doesn't wash out. This shirt is for you.
Make sure they know who they're dealing with.
"Piston" symbol by Proletkult Graphik, from The Noun Project