Petrol Sexual Sticker
You bleed 5W-30... and it stains your clothes. This sticker is for you.
You sweat 91 Octane... and everyone can smell it. This sticker is for you.
Your hair "product" is wheel bearing grease... and it doesn't wash out. This sticker is for you.
Make sure they know who they're dealing with.
"Piston" symbol by Proletkult Graphik, from The Noun Project